My buddy Santa hooked me up with a look at some of the letters he received from celebrities this year. Let’s see what was on their celebrity Christmas wish lists this year!
Katie Holmes-
“Something to remove an ankle monitor/the watchful eye of Lord Xenu.”
Mitt Romney-
“Sesame Street on DVD. And a new shelf for my binders of women.”
Taylor Kitsch-
“Every single copy of John Carter. And Battleship. And Savages. And a new agent.”
Kristen Stewart-
“A book that teaches me how to smile.”
Prince Harry-
“A pool cue, and better security.”
Clint Eastwood-
“A chair to yell at.”
Snooki-
“Baby steroids, baby bronzer, and sippy-cup shot glasses.”
Amanda Bynes-
“A gift certificate for a limo service.”
Lindsay Lohan-
“A gift certificate for a limo service. Or just lots of blow.”
McKayla Maroney-
“I dunno, Santa. Good luck impressing me.”
Kate Middleton-
“Silk diapers and a baby-sized crown.”
Donald Trump-
“A copy of Barack Obama’s junior high report card.”
Psy-
“Another f***ing dance to do. Please, anything. I’ll do the macarena. Just anything else.”
Honey Boo Boo-
“Chicken nuggets dipped in chocolate.”
Jim Lehrer-
“My dignity, wherever Mitt and Barack left it.”
Jason Russell-
“Justice for Jospeh Kony. And a bit of privacy while I go for a walk naked.”
Bobby Brown-
“Whitney’s stash.”
Tim Tebow-
“A NY Jets seat cushion.”
