If you haven’t been able to notice by now, we’re pretty into craft beer here at PorchDrinking. We totally geek out for rare beer tappings, crazy pour lists at festivals, and getting that call from your buddy asking how much Heady Topper you want sent your way.

However, we’ve also come to recognize that sometimes people tend to get a little TOO into craft beer. And while we know many of you all aren’t that into GIFs, some of these pictures and GIFs perfectly capture signs you’re a little too into craft beer. Special thanks to Alex Cadice of InterNEAT fame and Erin Horn for tracking down these GIFs.

 

 

Your travel plans revolve around visiting breweries, beer fests and tappings.

Breweries of the United States

Photo courtesy of Pop Chart

 

Similarly, your house search revolved around the criteria of: basement size for aging or brewing beer, yard space for growing hops, proximity to a craft beer store and proximity to a neighborhood brewery/beer bar.

house measuring gif

 

You cringe when you hear someone ordering “a light colored beer”.

i love lucy cringe gif


(Read: 2019 Beer Release Calendar Roundup)


 

A majority of your glassware comes from pint nights or breweries.

 

beer glasses

H/T: www.kegerator.com

 

You have a closet/attic/cellar full of beer that will likely not be drunk for another few years.

beer cellar


(Read: Why I’m Done Cellaring Beer This Year)


 

You research the regional water used in beers.

thumbs-up-computer-kid-gif

 

You get giddy at the sight of Sam Calagione.

giddy christof

 

You actually know who Sam Calagione is.

sam calagione gif


(Read: Why I Stopped Rating Beers on Untappd)


You consider people you’ve never met, but traded beer with, as your close friends.

did we just become friends

 

Your fridge, water bottle, laptop, notebook, room, car are all covered in brewery stickers.

Elevation Brewing Fanboy


Stay up on the latest beer releases from your favorite breweries. Follow our 2019 Beer Release Calendar Roundup!


 

You spent the entirety of the movie Drinking Buddies excitedly pointing out Midwest brewery shout-outs and references.

buddy the elf excited gif

 

You’ve started using words like mouthfeel, malty, weight, gravity, balance, hopped, finish, and most notably head, in everyday conversations but in a nontraditional and unintentionally sexual way.

chevy chase words

 

You own one of these shirts… seriously, just stop.

 

Best. Shirt. Ever.

Best. Shirt. Ever.

 

You’ve been kicked out of a bar for yelling at the bartender about the use of pint glasses.

http://gph.is/Z0hCZE

 

You fly Southwest because of the free checked bags.

 

H/T: www.redhook.com

H/T: www.redhook.com


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